SBI Ventures Limited
“SBI Ventures has built something genuinely impressive: ₹30,000 crore in AUM, government mandate credibility that takes decades to earn, and regulatory relationships so deep they literally co-manage funds with the Prime Minister's office. The problem is they've accidentally constructed the world's most elaborate government consulting contract disguised as an asset management business — every fund name reads like a policy announcement, every mandate flows from New Delhi, and every LP decision ultimately routes through committee rooms where 'AI strategy' gets filed under 'miscellaneous digital initiatives.'”