X (formerly Twitter)
“X built the internet's most addictive dopamine slot machine — 280 characters of pure linguistic cocaine that turned CEOs into shitposters and journalists into engagement junkies. The magnificent irony is that after spending 15 years training humanity to think in bite-sized takes, they're now competing with ChatGPT and Claude, which can generate infinite bite-sized takes without the messy complications of human opinions, advertiser boycotts, or moderation nightmares.”