Zenskar
“Zenskar raised $15M to build 'AI-native revenue automation' — which sounds impressively futuristic until you realize they're essentially Stripe Billing with a chatbot that can parse contracts. They've positioned themselves as the Ferrari engine for finance teams, except the horse-drawn carriage they're replacing is... QuickBooks and spreadsheets. It's like showing up to disrupt the abacus industry just as calculators are becoming sentient.”